The cheese grater that saved Christmas

1 · · Dec. 2, 2022, midnight
Write a satirical dialogue between Joker from Persona 5 and Sans from Undertale about how overrated Sword Art Online is. Add Sonic the Hedgehog into the dialogue, who is a massive Sword Art Online fan and is incredibly offended at Sans. Add a sapient cheese grater to the conversation but the cheese grater talks about saving Christmas from the upcoming Martian invasion. Add Twilight Sparkle to the conversation with antipsychotic medication. Pretend that it makes sense for this to happen. The mar...